Saturday, June 27, 2009

Santonio Holmes is gangsta

Santonio recently stated that he used to sell drugs when he was 6 or 7 years old and no longer does pot. Yeah, I remember once when I was about six how me and the boys got rolled up on by some dudes on hot wheels wanting to jack us for our dope. Thing is they didn't know we had loaded super soakers in our Thundercat undies. Yeah, we broke them off real proper. Santonio, you are a Wide Receiver, not 50 cent. I know it helps to come off gangster and hard but dude, at least make it believable.

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